"oh this SUCKS" *sends it to my friend*

it's the thought that cunts

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

rip Achilles you would've loved hightop sneakers

the worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels on my lips

tumblr staff whistling and scattering checkmark crumbs across the ground for the twitter birds

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

and are the “new people joining tumblr” in the room with us right now

unfollower exit interview